Stephen Colbert's Late Show finally premieres this coming Tuesday the 8th. Naturally it's going to be a huge deal.
Stephen's guests for the historic show are going to be George Clooney and Jeb!
This is an incredible opportunity if you're a well-known candidate who is flagging in the polls and in danger of a collapse the size of the '69 Cubs. A good appearance will have people talking about you the next day. If you're casual, crack some jokes, look human, laugh with Stephen and the audience, and at the same time can talk frankly and seriously without talking points, you can regain your mojo.
But, this is Jeb! we're talking about.
Naturally, being so excited about being on the show, he thought he could make a buck off the appearance. So he sends out a mailer, WITH A RAFFLE, promising a VIP seat in the studio audience for the taping. But, Wait! There's More! In addition, there's also a dinner with his fundraising co-chair, the owner of the New York Jets. What A Bargain! All for your donation of just $3.
Only one problem.
He never asked Colbert for permission to release that fundraising email.
So now, in the way that only Colbert can do it, he has responded to Jeb! and the result is Karmic Perfection: