Or so says The American Thinker.
Honestly, this article is too delicious not to share. I may violate some Fair Use, but it will be worth it.
So the article starts innocently enough:
Let's talk political reality first. To the question "can the GOP win in 2016?" The answer is "yes, but only if they win Florida." If by 9 pm on election night 2016 the early results indicate Florida has gone to the Democrat, then Republicans of all stripes could simply turn off their televisions, as there would be no path to victory in the Electoral College.But then it goes WAY off into the tall grass. Because it "extrapolates" from all the data exactly what the GOP needs to win:
Jeb Bush and Sarah Palin.
Seriously.
The "Smart" Bush and Bible Spice. Running together as a ticket. The man who one day espoused comprehensive immigration reform in his book, and the VERY NEXT DAY went on all the talk shows and rewrote his book and disavowed anything he said in it. And "In what respect, Charlie?".
On the same ticket.
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