George W Bush made a surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live last night to announce his run for a third term. His rationale?
“The field of Republicans is so messed up, I figured it makes you miss me, doesn’t it? And, that’s saying a lot.”
Watch it here:
He weighs in on all the candidates.
On Carson: “I can barely hear him when he talks. I’ll tell ya something, that’s not going to work if you go to China. You have to talk loudly so they can understand.”
Fiorina: “She’s not qualified to be President of the United States. In many ways, she reminds me of me. But, she isn’t me. I am me.”
Cruz and Rubio: “Sounds like a Miami law firm. If you’ve been injured on the job call Rubio and Cruz. These two guys are the sons of immigrants. They hate immigrants. I for one like the Mexican people. They’re my amigos. Tex-mex is my favorite kind of food.”
And then comes the Donald. Has to be seen to be appreciated in all its glory.
And he doesn’t leave Jeb! out: "It's a pretty good plot twist that I turned out to be the smart one...He doesn't stand a chance in this field. He's an insider, he knows how to govern. The Republican voters don't want that. They want someone who is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs."
Take some time for a morning smile today.
